at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
You remember too much,
my mother said to me recently.
Why hold onto all that?
And I said,
Where do I put it down?
avatar shakira masters the four elements and bridges the gap between the latin world and the english speaking world while slaying all basic mayo skinned pop hoes with her hips
*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently